| Dancin Lukey’s Top 5 Most Embarassing moments as a Wrestling Fan | |||||||||
| Ok so growing up a wrestling fan you have
those embarrassing moments, Confessing to girls you go out with that they will never be as
important to you as a PPV often is hard to do… but as a kid it was different, Other
kids at school can judge you harshly if you slip up and make a fool of yourself…
being a wrestling fan it was only a matter of time before I made an ass of myself WWF
Style… here are the Top five times I made a fool of myself thanks to wrestling in
school….
5. The Bushwhacker incident of year 4: Ok so there I was in class and I had taken some wrestling action figures with me to show off to the other kids (yes that’s right they were action figures not dolls) Anyway I couldn’t resist having a Rockers vs Bushwhackers match in class… the teacher saw this going on and instead of enjoying the match confiscated the action figures. If that wasn’t bad enough the kid next to me David Fletcherson laughed at my expense…. Not a good move! I convinced my friend Daniel to help me get revenge, So at recess while everyone was watching I used Danny’s head as a bush wacker battering ram and took out David Fletcherson… a moment in the spotlight for wrestling fans worldwide! Punishment: A week sitting outside of the office during lunch and recess, however as Danny was an "accomplish" he was forced to sit with me so it wasn’t all bad.4. The English Room Showdown of Year 9: Ok so the teacher had left the room, As per usual the class took this as an opportunity to go nuts. I was amusing everyone with my impression of the teacher when this kid Shane started going through my Bag… not on! My friend hooked him in a Full Nelson style lock up and I saw my opening, I dived from the top rope (or on top of the teachers desk as it was written in the note I had to take home to my parents) and struck him between the eyes with the biggest Double Axe handle of all time… Wrestling fans in the world chalk up another one on the scoreboard! Punishment: Weekend Detention
3. A Bin full of wrestlers on the 45, in year 7: This was to be my most hilarious prank to date! I filled a bin full of the old WWF big 80’s rubber figures and put it on top of the door of my brothers room… what I didn’t think of was… Those figures are bloody heavy! Anyway balanced it like the old bucket of water trick and waited in the corner of his room for him to come through… it would have been perfect if my dad didn’t come looking for me… He stepped through the door and WHAM (and I am not talking George Michael) the bin fell on him and… well lets just say the doctors are confident he may be out of the coma any week now! Punishment: I felt the almighty rage of the leather thong at full force that day!2. The King Haku Helmet of Doom incident of year 8: I was about to start riding home but before I could even leave the bike racks one of the kids from the year above me stopped me and began to hit me pretty hard… to this day I will never know why! Being a punk year 8 I was wearing a bike helmet… So I got mad and shouted HAKU! (Reading that back I really wish this story was made up but unfortunately I have to admit it’s true) and began to head but this guy with my bike helmet! Eventually after many head buts a few teachers broke it up and the guy never messed with me again (but did get teased by his friends for the rest of his high school life) Punishment: The teachers found it so Hilarious they never punished me… I got cult status for weeks amongst my friends… it was a good day to be a wrestling fan!
1. The Great interschool battle of the minds of year 6: So a select group of students were chosen to compete against another school in a battle of the minds, Somehow I was amongst them which meant a day trip to another school to find out who was superior… Huntingdale Primary or Seaforth! It was the dream scenario… Scores Tied… We go into an overtime tiebreaker question… Whichever school gets this question wins it… therefore whichever student answers would be a hero at this point in time… I knew my destiny was to be that hero! The question was asked: Name one of the wonders of the world, My hand shot up like a rocket… the kids around me began to whisper "Lukey knows" "He is going to win it for us" "Lukey is the man" "How sexy is Lukey" (you get the idea) If I got this question right I would be able to reach hero status… I took on a calm tone and confidently said "Andre the Giant"… A hush fell over the crowd as the judge said "Incorrect" now if that had been the end it would have been bad enough… however being Dancin Lukey I felt it important to shout "bull$h*t he is too" After all why else would the late great Gorilla Monsoon announce him as "The Eighth wonder of the world" every week on TV? Naturally the teachers were not happy! Punishment: Detention for 3 weeks and an ass kicking from all my fellow students!
Interesting fact the Seven Wonders of the World are in fact: The Great Pyramids of Egypt, Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Statue of Zeus in Olympia, The Temple of Artemis, the Mausoleum at Harlicarnassus, The Colossus of Rhodes, The Lighthouse of Alexandria… I don’t believe it either Andre the Giant and Chyna are nowhere to be found!
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