| Dear Vince... Dancin Lukey's Backlash thoughts for Mr MacMahon |
| Alright I am still in a state of shock this
morning... I woke up thinking did I dream yesterday or did I really witness that PPV?. I
can sum it all up in one word "Craptastic" I would do a hit and miss list but
lets face it, the ppv had less hits than an Aaron Carter CD... So instead of a hit and
miss I have written this litter to Vince MacMahon that I would like to share with you all
now... Dear Vince, Sorry it’s been a while since I wrote you last but that court order you put out on me really doesn’t make it easy to get in contact with you! How are things? Sorry to hear about the XFL… I guess you should stick to what you know… Speaking of things you don’t know… how about that match with Buff Bagwell and Booker T on Raw a few months back… geez I have seen better workers on the street corners of Northbridge! Anyway enough about you, lets talk about me, I am annoyed! Why? because I had to sit through Backlash last night! Let me ask you something... What in the blue hell were you thinking? I would like to point out some things that you did wrong with the PPV... wrong: Billy Kidman loses the light heavyweight belt and doesn't get the girl... even worse than that, misses the shooting star press? Wrong: The women’s title match full stop. Wrong: Billy and Chuck don't lose the tag belts and there is no heel turn from Maven. Wrong: Scott Hall and Bradshaw’s match Wrong: RVD Loses the belt to Gurerro? Wrong: Austin vs Undertaker - I have had to undergo therapy to block that match out of my head.... it never happened... again! Wrong: Hulk Hogan beats Triple H… Now I liked the Hogan thing, don’t get me wrong it takes me back to when I was growing up and was easily impressed… Unfortunately those days are done and I am not impressed by bad matches anymore. Sure Vince, the live crowd loved it…. But guess what, I wasn’t there live and I hated it so I say to you… what about me? What about Lukey? (Reminds me of something someone said once but I can't put my finger on it I think it might have been Maven) I want you to take a serious look at how you run things by next PPV! But hey I shouldn’t be all-negative let’s list some positives… Angle vs Edge… wasn’t a bad match and how about that… um well, what about your… Umm yeah, come to think of it that’s really it for the good stuff. Well anyway Vince I know you would never miss an Explosive Coastal Wrestling show so I guess I will see you at Evolution May 11th at the Waneroo Civic Centre *cough* Cheap plug *cough* until then... Better luck with the next PPV and thanks for firing Buff Yours Sincerely, Ps: That’s all I’ve got to say about that! |