Dancin Lukey's Most Embarassing Moments Competition
Dancin' Lukey and Brett Hart Well on the ninth of March, I announced a competition to win an ECW Flyer signed by the living legend Bret "the Hitman" Hart. It’s taken me over two months but FINALLY I have picked a winner…. Here are my fave three entries… obviously the winner is number one.

3. The ASS.F.L. PLAYER Purslows from Ocean Reef

When I was 15 I went away with my football team to watch the AFL grand final. While we were staying in the hotel we decided to try out the pool. As young people do everyone started dunking and pushing everyone in. I thought it would look great if I germen suplexed this guy into the pool, and I figured they would all appreciate the move as they knew I was a wrestling fan. So I grabbed this guy from behind and tried to pick him up, but he was too heavy for my weak body. However I was not deterred so I tried again and again to lift him up. The problem was that with my constant lifting attempt and his not moving anywhere it looked to my entire team and all the other pool users that I was trying to give him a little anal exploration. I am still to live down that episode! Sure you may have made a fool of yourself in front of friends at school and teachers. But I'm talking about teamates whom I had shared multiple grand final games with and had been playing with since I was seven. And most of your moments weren’t all that embarrassing and while you may have ended up benched, you still admit that it was worth it.

2. I AM THE CHAMPION: By Brad from Gosnells

Well when I was about 10 my whole street loved wrestling so we decided to start are own federation the MWA, the Minors Wrestling Association at this stage in our young lives we were all ‘marks’ and didn’t think of having a fed that was a work, no ours had to be a 'shoot' although we didn’t know what that meant back then. Anyway I was the world champion simply because I was the biggest and oldest everyone else was 8 or younger, hehehe, anyway back to the story one day we decided to tape our shows audio. I was up against this awesome wrestler who was all of 7 years old. We grappled for a bit until I put him

In my finisher the sharpshooter, boy did he scream he event broke character and used my real name as he screamed stop, out came his mother and chased me down the street back to my house, the funny thing was it was all on tape. "AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG IM DOBBING ON YOU YOU GO HOME RIGHT NOW YOU BULLY"

And then foot steps all the way up to my house. I am still the MWA champ! I’m sure though if his mother had got me I may have tapped out!

1) INSERT DRUMROLL HERE… AND THE WINNER IS……… TERRY FROM SUBIACO! A story I like to call… THE ULTIMATE DUMPING!!

Ok so I was with this girl for the first time and things were getting pretty heated. We were at her house and her bed had this awesome big wood bed head. I got so carried away that I shook the bed head violently with my hands and proclaimed myself "the Ultimate Lover" she asked me to leave and I never heard from her again!

OUCH!! With a story like that you deserve a signed Hitman picture cause lets face it… you are going to need something in your room to entertain you. Thanks for all your entries and look out for more competitions at www.ecwperth.com soon!

I’m Dancin Lukey and that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

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