EVOLUTION is definitely shaping up to be ECW's best event to date with some of the boys recently returning with victories from Adelaide and the others gaining valuable knowledge and experience that will be sure to shine through at EVOLUTION.

Here's Slick Rick's predictions for EVOLUTION ...

I will be the best-dressed person in the place but that goes without saying. I've seen the way Perth fans dress and it's quite obvious that you all have no taste whatsoever!

Azazal vs Anda Nothica - The Fallen Angel, Azazal should make quick work of what the fans like to call "the Human Highlight Reel". I guess Anda Nothica can always watch the highlights of his match from the comfort of a hospital bed after Azazal destroys him at EVOLUTION.

Psychofett vs Richter in a Powerbomb Match - Psychofett has his work cut out for him in this one when the only way to win the match is to powerbomb a 6' 4" monster. Expect to see Richter powerbomb everyone's favourite psychopath straight back to the nearest mental institution.

Seth and Shiggins vs Shuriken and Mixer - This match is shaping up to be great one... Mixer, whose speed and aerial skills are unmatched here in ECW teams up with the man from the orient, Shuriken who is well-schooled in no less than 5 martial arts to take on the man the 80s left behind, Shiggins and the drunken high flyer, Seth. I see no way for Seth and Shiggins to survive this match. Mixer can match anything Seth throws at him and Shiggins' AC/DC leg drop will have no effect on the most dangerous man ECW has ever seen, Shiriken. I hope the ambulance doesn't get bogged at this event.

Justin Sane vs Brock Freeman - If you saw Redemption, you saw an angry Brock Freeman attack Justin Sane after Justin defeated Anda Nothica. Freeman had absolutely no business interfering in Justin's match. Justin was simply showing Anda Nothica how dangerous a pervert can be and at EVOLUTION, it's Freeman's turn to experience the Restraining Order!

The Slick Rick Challenge - F.N. Carnage will face the wrestler of my choice. Carnage will have many new options in his life ... there's the special Olympics, the chess masters, the Dungeons and Dragons online tournament and of course, the Scrabble Championships because after EVOLUTION, there's not much else you can do with 2 broken legs!

Jimmy Payne vs Davis Storm - Ever since ECW stripped Davis Storm of the title back in December he has been on a warpath to regain what is rightfully his. Write this down in your diary ... May 11 2002 will remain in the head of Jimmy Payne as the date he lost his chance to become the Explosive Coastal Wrestling Champion! Jimmy Payne will no longer be "Undefeated" here in ECW, he will no longer be "the man to beat" and he will no longer be "Mr Anarchy"! Davis Storm will teach Jimmy Payne a wrestling lesson that he won't soon forget and will become ECW's first official Champion and there's not a thing that Dancin' Lukey and Chairman Vagrant can do about it!

If you haven't got your tickets for EVOLUTION yet, that simply proves how stupid you fans really are because they ARE selling fast!

Just remember, I'm well-dressed and you wish you were!

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