| ECW's Greatest Hits... with your ever so single Chairman, Vagrant... |
| 10: Dancin Lukey's cheek connecting with the
open hand of Davis Storm before his semi-final match at Awakening with F.N. Carnage. I
like Dancin' Lukey, but this was one hell of a slap! 9: F.N. Carnage is the hardest hitting man in ECW, and this was clearly evident when used his F.N. Lariat to take Justin Sane's head off in the first round of ECW's Invitational Tournament. A massive clotheslines to kick things off at Awakening. 8. Perhaps the meanest chokeslam ever seen in an ECW ring as Richter hurtled his hapless opponent Anda Nothica to the mat in this first round match of the ECW Invitational Tournament. 7. Myself, the Vagrant, being rammed in the sternum by the 'Whole Affin Show' Af Pak during our first round match at Awakening. Who would have thought such velocity could be generated from such a bad hairdo. 6. Ling Swinger's short lived ECW career could be only remembered by his harsh, hard kick to Azazal's chest in their first round match at Awakening. I can safely say that this blow kicked the crap out of the Fallen Angel. 5. Jimmy Payne used a ladder to full effect during the tournament final when, on the outside of the ring, used it to shatter Davis Storm's jaw, and his hopes at winning the tournament. Payne showed no hesitation is wrapping it around the head of the most hated wrestler in ECW, much to the fan's enjoyment. 4. I loved doing this too much to leave it out of my 'Greatest Hits - Volume 1. At Redemption, I springboarded from one side of the ring to the other, dropkicking a chair in to the face of the evil Xeriyous Blade. The People's Tramp grinded Blade's head against the steel with this one and it could be my most satisfying ECW moment. 3. Perhaps the harshest finishing move in ECW belongs to Jimmy Payne, and he has no better example of it then when he destroyed Mikey Whiplash with it in the quarter finals of the tournament at Awakening. Jimmy Payne advanced to the semis, and Mikey advanced to a land of unconsciousness. 2. The second 'Greatest Hit' in ECW history so far came in the closing stages of the ECW tournament final, when Davis Storm oblitherated a chair over the skull of Jimmy Payne. The chair was mashed, as was the forehead of Mr Anarchy. It was a remarkable effort to comeback and win after a massive chairshot like that. 1. Some may find this odd, but ECW's 'Greatest Hit' doesn't come from a wrestler. During the Psychofett / Mixer match at Redemption, a crazed fan decided to get involved and, as he jumped the guardrail to lunge at Mixer, he was absolutely hammered by the trusty ECW security wogs! Security leader Paul Tsekos and his wogs have been awarded the distinction of being ECW's 'Greatest Hit' for their amazing display of brutality in evicting this stupid fan, and I can assure you, some of those hits were down right nasty! |